IT IS WRITTEN.....

Back in my day if you REALLY wanted to be nasty to someone you would write on a bathroom wall:

"For a good time call Sally 555-5555" snicker, snicker....

Or something along that line. There really wasn't as much imagination put into bathroom wall writing as there is now it seems.

I actually looked up "bathroom graffiti " on The Google and you would be amazed at just how inventive people can be. I was, to say the least, impressed....and it provided me with a really good laugh.

Along with the usual pictures of a penis and balls, bad drawings of women with large breasts and profanity there were a few real gems.

First - You just can't seem to get away from people who think they are very clever....but can't spell.

I think the comment is priceless!

OR profound questions:

Staff with a great sense of humour:

Environmental awareness? 

Family pride:

 OR a VERY personal note:

From now on I am going to carry my camera with me at all times...because you just never know what you could come across in your local bathroom. Or, perhaps, I should just start carrying a sharpie in case I get inspired!!!

****

I had to go to the optometrist last week. While I was waiting for over TWO hours, hidden in the full to capacity, back waiting room as opposed to the full to capacity, front waiting room where my husband sat.....good grief.....I watched the big screen television. Now you would think that something of interest would be broadcast on this television - but NO - instead they played (over and over) information ads on eyes....and ALL the things that could go wrong with eyes.

As I was there for a very long time, I got to hear them time and again. Couldn't escape...so I tried to just tune them out. Then I heard:

"This test is usually accurate, though inaccuracies may occur."

What the hell? Why even bother saying anything then?  Are any tests one hundred percent accurate all the time?

So, let me get this straight....I will subject myself to this test in the hopes that I am not one of the inaccuracies...but if I turn out to be....well, I have been warned.

Just askin' ....What else may occur?????

*****

Things I have learned this week:

William Shatner had a few lean years after making Star Trek. In 1977’s Kingdom of the Spiders, he appeared alongside hordes of angry tarantulas for his role as heroic, um, veterinarian Rack Hansen. Strange, I have never actually seen that movie......or heard of it!

****

Someone really didn't want their lunch. Remember when you traded your lunches for something better at school....well, I don't know if that is what happened or this person was just not interested in eating what mom made but......

The perfectly preserved remains of a SANDWICH have been discovered in the bowels of a church organ - more than a century after they were put there.

The crusty bread, which had been wrapped in brown paper, was found sealed within the inner skin of the organ after it was dismantled to be sold for parts in Germany.

Church organist Kath Yates found the sandwich alongside a tattered 1896 copy of the Stockport Advertiser - the paper of the town where the organ was made.